Angela Lansbury dead at 96 ...
I suspect .... MURDER!!!
That's all she wrote
Starting with Cabot Cove, Jessica Fletcher’s homicidal hometown. The internet figured out that in 264 episodes of Murder, She Wrote, there were 274 murders in Cabot Cove, despite having a population of only 3500 people. In real life, if a small town had that many murders, the government would send in the National Guard and a team of scientists to study the tap water, and change its name to Murdertown.