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![]() My threads always fail, but anyway. I was looking at some bus ad one of these days and came across a very funny and ridiculous razor ad. It was about the Gillete Mach 3 TURBO VICTORY ![]() ![]() ![]() What was going on the marketing team's heads while making this product? Guy 1: "Ok, we have a nice razor, its sharp, fast..." Guy 2: "MACH 3!!!" Everyone: "Yeah!" Guy 3: "Ok but its not fast enough...maybe we should TURBO it!" Everyone: "Hell yeah!" Woman 1 (and only): "Ok but that's not enough, maybe you should add the "victory" work to it since men are WINNERS, don't you all think?" - All the guys make a sarcasm detection dice roll - they all fail. Everyone: "DO IT!" FUNNY FACT: In Brazil there's no "Razor", theres Gillete. Since Gillete was the first razor, every razor is referred as Gillete, even though it's a brand. Similar fact happens with Xerox ("Go xerox that" - Who the hell says photocopy?). We do have a word for razor, but it's inversely proportionally used as "high" go with "taxes". Ok, post your retarded named product for us. ![]() |
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![]() ROFL @ *MR BRAIN'S PORK FAGGOTS*, so great. Spirulina must be a aspirin hybrid with...uh, something else. But damn, the Pork Faggots are too awesome! |
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![]() Yeah me and a co-worker laughed at the pork faggots ages ago in my last job (retail). Another one me and her laughed at was this energy drink (similar to Red Bull) called G-Spot... Yes G-Spot It had a black human shaped figure and it had a star over the crotch and it's slogan was "it hits the spot" ![]() We both tried it and it was freaking horrible stuff, didn't do much either ![]()
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![]() Radeon, Geforce, and Athlon were all stupid names. Radeon was the only one of the 3 that wasn't outright offensive. Athlon was just stupid, K7 was a far cooler name. Geforce still doesn't make sence, there's nothing but a fan moving on it... Edit: And oh yes, Phenom. Who was the moron who thought that one up? That has to be the second most stupid CPU name in history, next to Athlon.
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![]() BUM apparel Vista Belkin Nvidia (sounds like the spanish word for envy, maybe its on purpose) The Asian products have the FUNNIEST names but I haven't hit up Chinatown in months.
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![]() SEGA Various names of automobiles (Tundra - which means a place where trees can't grow, for example; Nissan's Titan when I've seen trucks much larger) Quicken (if I never saw the box, I'd never guess it was a financial software package) Zune. wtf? |
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In Canada they had to rename that car to Allure cuz Lacrosse apparently means masturbate in French lol. Strange since theres the actual sport called Lacrosse.
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