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Old Oct 5, 2006, 10:59 AM   #1
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Default 26 Kid's Books that didn't make it to Print...

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's It; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop Goes The Hamster & Other Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 11:01 AM   #2
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Old Oct 5, 2006, 11:04 AM   #3
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tour de force!

grandpa gets a casket.

they left out "everytime you ask for money, baby jesus gets aids"

and

"why do i have so many uncles, mommy?"



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Guess my boy read that book

Damn aweful books
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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:24 PM   #5
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"why do i have so many uncles, mommy?"
My niece just asked that of my sister-in-law last week, she's a little bit of a whore

Will be a little weird when she asks why if she's white, why are all her "uncles" black
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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:36 PM   #6
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Here's 3 more books that I remember seeing a long time ago. I don't think you can find them in the Public Library any more...

27. Teddy: The Elf with the Detached Retina.

28. Let's draw Betty and Veronica with their clothes off!

29. The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.
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16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

LOL!

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

OMG. Hehe.
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