Rage3d official "Mock the ministry of homeland defense" thread.

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 07:52 PM

Click here
here
And here too

Get the pictures from Here

Ill start!

Dont worry rays of light wont kill you. But if they are terrorist rays of lights:

1) Stop the car

2) Roll around and pray our goverment will make it all better

3) proceed to burst into flames when you realise the goverment cant do ****.

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 07:57 PM

Alien overloads, understand that there is sweet, sweet goodness being cover by our skeleton structure system.

ZeroDoom · Feb 27, 2003, 08:00 PM

Have pills, lots of pills.

Brando · Feb 27, 2003, 08:01 PM

You are here.

But you want to be here:

Remember, always being behind a wall of anything will protect you from Nuclear fallout.

ZeroDoom · Feb 27, 2003, 08:05 PM

Your keyboard will save you if you own a ATI card.

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 08:13 PM

When handling the person that you just murdered:

1) Clean your hands and proceed to call some friends to tell of your accomplishments

3) Understand the importance of removing his blood from your eyes. That’s a sign of guiltiness. So fresh, So clean.

3) Proceed to drag the body to the old, useless fallout shelter

4) The electronic items made you do it. Seriously.

Shikatanai · Feb 27, 2003, 08:13 PM

In case of nuclear, biological and chemical attacks face masks are of little use. In cases of a bad case of AGB "After Grog Bog" though, they may provide some relief

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 08:15 PM

Realize the importance to having your family" in before teh lock!"

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 08:32 PM

Go to jail.

Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

kegking · Feb 27, 2003, 08:38 PM

I for one would like to welcome the rise of our new electronic masters.

I hail and coil at your might oh plugged ones

The furniture is rebelling. You should use the humans to coil their insurrection.

kegking · Feb 28, 2003, 06:53 PM

bump

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kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	Rage3d official "Mock the ministry of homeland defense" thread. Click here here And here too Get the pictures from Here Ill start! Dont worry rays of light wont kill you. But if they are terrorist rays of lights: 1) Stop the car 2) Roll around and pray our goverment will make it all better 3) proceed to burst into flames when you realise the goverment cant do ****. __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

Feb 27, 2003, 07:57 PM	#2
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	Alien overloads, understand that there is sweet, sweet goodness being cover by our skeleton structure system. __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

Feb 27, 2003, 08:00 PM	#3
ZeroDoom Radeon Northern Islands Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Seffner, Florida Posts: 2,343	Have pills, lots of pills. __________________ -Er, no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?

Feb 27, 2003, 08:01 PM	#4
Brando Radeon R200 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Concord, California Posts: 89	You are here. But you want to be here: Remember, always being behind a wall of anything will protect you from Nuclear fallout. __________________ I like applesauce

Feb 27, 2003, 08:05 PM	#5
ZeroDoom Radeon Northern Islands Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Seffner, Florida Posts: 2,343	Your keyboard will save you if you own a ATI card. __________________ -Er, no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?

Feb 27, 2003, 08:13 PM	#6
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	When handling the person that you just murdered: 1) Clean your hands and proceed to call some friends to tell of your accomplishments 3) Understand the importance of removing his blood from your eyes. That’s a sign of guiltiness. So fresh, So clean. 3) Proceed to drag the body to the old, useless fallout shelter 4) The electronic items made you do it. Seriously. __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET Last edited by kegking : Feb 27, 2003 at 08:19 PM.

Feb 27, 2003, 08:13 PM	#7
Shikatanai Diego - Sweaty Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 'stralia Posts: 4,096	In case of nuclear, biological and chemical attacks face masks are of little use. In cases of a bad case of AGB "After Grog Bog" though, they may provide some relief

Feb 27, 2003, 08:15 PM	#8
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	Realize the importance to having your family" in before teh lock!" __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

Feb 27, 2003, 08:32 PM	#9
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

Feb 27, 2003, 08:38 PM	#10
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	I for one would like to welcome the rise of our new electronic masters. I hail and coil at your might oh plugged ones The furniture is rebelling. You should use the humans to coil their insurrection. __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

Feb 28, 2003, 06:53 PM	#11
kegking LOL MOD ABUSE Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Howling carnivorous stump monster planet Posts: 1,990	bump __________________ \| Athlon 2400+ \| 1GB XMS DDR \| \|MSI K7N2 Delta \| Radeon 9700 PRO \| \| Nvidia Onboard sound \| WD 120GB SE \| \| Lite-on 24102B \| Pioneer DVD-115 \| ------------------------ 7/7/04 NEVAR FORGET

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