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Old Jan 3, 2005, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default massage tutorial?

I want to learn manily how to give shoulder/neckrubs. I have alot of female friends that well have tense muscles and would like to relieve that tension

It really isn't for evil I actually want to help my friends it truely is. So anyone have a decent tutoral out there (backrubs are a little too much, gonna need oil and crap and for them to take a shirt off, gotta work my way there, something simple for a novice thats why i want to start at shoulders and neck area)or hell teach me yourselves, i would appreciate it =)
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Old Jan 3, 2005, 11:51 PM   #2
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Wish I could help you with that area man but all I have is a library collection of Xania tantric massage instructional videos
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Old Jan 4, 2005, 01:00 AM   #3
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anyone/ ladies? men who have ladies? what do they like best?
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best thing to do is to find someone who's already good and learn from them. reading from a book is next to useless as a book can't properly explain how much pressure to apply.
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Old Jan 4, 2005, 01:09 AM   #5
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My wife loves it when I rub her feet and calves
plus it gets her in the mood really quick too

Not sure if this will help as some people are too ticklish
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teach me mutha, massage my peepee

blue your right but I also HATE going into things not having a damn clue. I want to somewhat learn what I'm doing then practice on someone
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teach me mutha, massage my peepee
Swedish or deep tissue peepee massage?

Here I found a couple of Tutorial links 4 ya.
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/...e/massage.html
http://www.massagecourses.net/massagetutorial1.htm
http://www.massagecourses.net/massagetutorial2.htm
http://www.massagecourses.net/massagetutorial3.htm
I hope these help ya brutha
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Rub, rub, rub with vegetable compound until they hang below your knees.
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thank you mutha I'm currently reading the second link (already saw the first) pictures help.

but the more advice the better guys!
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Old Jan 4, 2005, 07:06 AM   #10
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I give kick ass massages. I'm not jokin, the panties DROP when my hands touch the tired body, things start coming alive. I'm no messing around, I'm THAT good.
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Old Jan 4, 2005, 10:39 AM   #12
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For me, the best way is to just go ahead and rub. Books are fine to read and such, tho communicating with the person is best. Ask her, how does that feel? This to hard? To soft?... etc. Withn a few minutes your going to know exactly which area needs what pressure.

Tho i did find draging your finger tips lightly over the newly massaged areas, to have a very postitive response! Along with whispering in her ears!
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best thing to do is to find someone who's already good and learn from them. reading from a book is next to useless as a book can't properly explain how much pressure to apply.
I concur wholeheartedly. In fact, I'd even go one step further and say it's more of an instinct one is born with than a skill one can learn.
I happen to be a great masseuse (not professionally) and the ladies love my magic hands
If I could describe how I give massages I'd have to say it's more a feeling than anything else... I don't really think about it while I'm doing it, both I and the massagee just get lost in the moment.
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I can't claim to have some sort of erotically super charged hands like some of these other men but I have been told before I can give a good massage. A lot of it has to do with your hands themselves. Some men are born with so called "piano fingers" which can make the task easier than those with small palms and stubs for fingers. If your doing the massage on bare skin it sometimes helps to keep yer hands well moisturized as no women wants sandpaper rubbin all over her.

A few important things to remember:
- Go slow, start gentle
-Ask her how it feels and adjust
- Find the spots that feel really tight and knotted and work your magic there
- Your thumbs are your friends. They can do wonders at working out the kinks in the neck, shoulders, and upper back.
- Try not to let your hands sweat too much otherwise that'll send everything to hell real fast.

Good grief that sounded like a 5 step guide to making love with your hands. Good luck out there man.
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I concur wholeheartedly. In fact, I'd even go one step further and say it's more of an instinct one is born with than a skill one can learn.
I happen to be a great masseuse (not professionally) and the ladies love my magic hands
If I could describe how I give massages I'd have to say it's more a feeling than anything else... I don't really think about it while I'm doing it, both I and the massagee just get lost in the moment.
You must let your mind float like a leaf on a pond, grasshopper
the thing is...lets just say I have magic fingers, every girl I've been with well..they like what i do with my hands...dancing or otherwise

thats why I want to try learning how to massage.you know..relax a girl.

Hell sometimes I can make myself hot just by carassing my arm with my fingers... would that be a good thing other then weird?
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the thing is...lets just say I have magic fingers, every girl I've been with well..they like what i do with my hands...dancing or otherwise

thats why I want to try learning how to massage.you know..relax a girl.

Hell sometimes I can make myself hot just by carassing my arm with my fingers... would that be a good thing other then weird?
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i...uhm...am....speechless......
Hey i don't use moisturizer everyday for nothing, I've worked hard all my life but my hands are soft and I'm proud of that, girls like holding my hand
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the thing is...lets just say I have magic fingers, every girl I've been with well..they like what i do with my hands...dancing or otherwise

thats why I want to try learning how to massage.you know..relax a girl.

Hell sometimes I can make myself hot just by carassing my arm with my fingers... would that be a good thing other then weird?
You'll never find out how good you are until you actually try it. Go find a girl who you're comfortable being around, and offer her a massage. I've never been turned down using this method, and I ain't no Cassanova.
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There is not really a carved-in-stone way as far as massaging. Different people like different things. It's a matter of trying something and seeing how they feel. Something that works on somebody may not necessarily work on another. Of course, practicing lets you get used to how much pressure you apply, what people like, etc.

Good luck on that!
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lifting heavy weights helps how much pressure you apply
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1. Apply hands.
2. Squeeze.
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Hell sometimes I can make myself hot just by carassing my arm with my fingers... would that be a good thing other then weird?
ummm ... i guess ... WEIRDO!
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From my experience a "tickle" of the lower and upper back feels really good. This involves lightly moving your finger nails over the skin. This wont relieve tension though prolly. Im sorta in the same boat.

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