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Old Apr 3, 2009, 07:40 PM   #1
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I was walking the wolves...three on a leash and I saw a young couple little kid in arms and infant in a stroller. I went to the other side of the street. Some people get intimidated by the dogs. Preface this with they are very well trained and would not hurt anyone.

They saw the beasties asked if they were friendly and wanted to see them.
Annie...110lb female has a huge mommy thing going on. She adores little kids and babies. So I'm letting them pet the dogs and holding them short of the stroller with the leash.

Annie really wanted to see the baby in the stroller. The parents said let her look at their sleeping baby. So I did...Annie gave the kid a couple licks...kid woke with a wolf in it's face and started screaming. Parents laughing manically.

Annies head is bigger than that entire child. Way to give your kid nightmares people.
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 07:42 PM   #2
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Haha, I guess the parents just wanted to give their son a taste of shock, but Freud might argue the kid will have a small penis in the future or something...
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 07:53 PM   #3
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Freud might argue the kid will have a small penis in the future or something...
Is that how that happens? I wonder how I was scared as a child....
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2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

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Old Apr 3, 2009, 08:01 PM   #4
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Is that how that happens? I wonder how I was scared as a child....
You saw a peanut.
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 08:03 PM   #5
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Strange. I'm not allergic to peanuts.
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2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:24 PM   #6
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Do they?
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:29 PM   #7
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I don't know. Mine is inverted.
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2 Peter 3:3) For YOU know this first, that in the last days there will come ridiculers with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires 4) and saying: “Where is this promised presence of his? Why, from the day our forefathers fell asleep [in death], all things are continuing exactly as from creation’s beginning.” 5) For, according to their wish, this fact escapes their notice [...]

8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:35 PM   #8
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err...so your saying you have a puss?
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:38 PM   #9
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err...so your saying you have a puss?
I have 3 dogs. No cat.
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8) However, let this one fact not be escaping YOUR notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day. 9) Jehovah is not slow respecting his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with YOU because he does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.
Like 12Bass says, critical thinking and the scientific method are probably the best tools we have to avoid it. (bias)

However, this method relies on repeatable, falsifiable hypotheses and theories. Only an extremely small spectrum of time and space can be rendered into these, or at least a good approximation of such.

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