Chinese proverbs!

xCLAVEx · Mar 22, 2002, 11:18 PM

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who
is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Old but funny stuff!

Shikatanai · Mar 22, 2002, 11:23 PM

LOL, haven't seen some if them before.

qwqwq · Mar 22, 2002, 11:24 PM

qwqwq · Mar 22, 2002, 11:32 PM

Where did u get this?

xCLAVEx · Mar 22, 2002, 11:40 PM

A friend sent it to me. She has some funny stuff lol.

gwarz · Mar 23, 2002, 12:19 AM

he who farts in church sits in his own pew

qwqwq · Mar 23, 2002, 12:29 AM

Confucious say...It is good to meet girl in park, but it is better to park meat in girl

Blackhawk · Mar 23, 2002, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwqwq
Confucious say...It is good to meet girl in park, but it is better to park meat in girl

LOL

And qwqwq got 666 posts

ByteMe · Mar 23, 2002, 07:41 AM

Women that rides bike pedals a$$ all over town.

billyhansome · Mar 23, 2002, 02:23 PM

Aceze · Mar 23, 2002, 03:09 PM

"Two roses on your piano is good, but tulips on your organ is better."

WyreTheWolf · Mar 24, 2002, 05:55 AM

Confucious say ~ Woman who fly plane upside down, bound to have hairy crack up.

Mar 22, 2002, 11:18 PM	#1	Advertisement (Guests Only) Login or Register to remove this ad
xCLAVEx FYI FTP BGI BOYB Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 25,887	Chinese proverbs! CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Old but funny stuff! __________________ "Ok to lose to opponent, must not lose to fear!" ~Mr. Myagi. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." ~George Carlin "A man moaning in a pr0n sounds like a cow with a kidney stone." "It's often not your fault if you have problems, but it is your responsibility to do something about them".

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Mar 22, 2002, 11:23 PM	#2
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Mar 22, 2002, 11:24 PM	#3
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Mar 22, 2002, 11:32 PM	#4
qwqwq Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 4,232	Where did u get this?

Mar 22, 2002, 11:40 PM	#5
xCLAVEx FYI FTP BGI BOYB Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 25,887	A friend sent it to me. She has some funny stuff lol.

Mar 23, 2002, 12:29 AM	#7
qwqwq Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 4,232	Confucious say...It is good to meet girl in park, but it is better to park meat in girl

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