Kindergarten getting rough!

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menes

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Three pre-schoolers were suspended today in Philly.

1. One slapped a pregnant teacher asking, wheres his money.

2. One pulled out his "Johnson" and chased kids around the class.

3. The last stabbed a classmate with a pencil.

Each received a 10 day suspension. :eek:
 
Re: Kindergarten getting rough!

menes said:
Three pre-schoolers were suspended today in Philly.

1. One slapped a pregnant teacher asking, wheres his money.

2. One pulled out his "Johnson" and chased kids around the class.

3. The last stabbed a classmate with a pencil.

Each received a 10 day suspension. :eek:
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Men can get pregnant? :confused:
 
slapping the pregnant teach should have gotten his ass beat and floated down the river.

or better yet cement boots
 
thats scary....

SPECIALLY getting chased around by a kid who dont know what a 'johnson' is.

<6yr old voice> "HEY LOOK AT MY SNAKE!! LOOK AT MY SNAKE!! TOUCH MY SNAKE!! ITS COOL!!!"

That teacher one is pretty funny tho.

<6yr old voice> "Miss Teach b!tch... WHERES MY MONE?"
 
I know a few teachers and they can confirm this. When they and I were kinds there was about one pupil in class that was troublesome. Today it is about 10. It is also common practice for 6-7 year old kids to wear a knife at school. Kids today are genetically a-holes as far as I know it.
 
Sometimes kids are jerks.

My sister knew a kid who got kicked out of Sunday school. When he was told by the teacher to stop playing with the blocks he said, and I quote: "**** you. You're going to hell."

It's funny when its not your kids I guess. :D
 
Microsoft said:
slapping the pregnant teach should have gotten his ass beat and floated down the river.

or better yet cement boots
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In not so many words I agreee with you......

I know if I pulled that crap when i was a child, my grandfather would have beaten my ass til it was blue. I know that people may disagree with giving a child a smack but sometimes it is the only thing that will work. Fear is a wonderful modivator:evil: :evil: :evil: ...................
 
I remember 1st grade at Catholic school a little girl pulled me under the desk and kissed me.
Seeing this, the sister in charge pulled me up by me ear and beat the stuffing out of me.
The little girl just laughed.
I got even with her 15 years later.

:drool:
 
menes said:
I remember 1st grade at Catholic school a little girl pulled me under the desk and kissed me.
Seeing this, the sister in charge pulled me up by me ear and beat the stuffing out of me.
The little girl just laughed.
I got even with her 15 years later.

:drool:
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YOU BEAT AN OLD NUN????????????
 
pushtun said:
YOU BEAT AN OLD NUN????????????
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Naw, she wasn't old.

Unfortunately, I never saw her again.

If I had, a little wine, a little music................

knockin rosaries :D
 
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